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Bigfoot Genome Sequenced, Perhaps

Source: morguefiles.com
Andrew Porterfield
Wed 27 Feb 14:31

"Bigfoot is real, according to genetic analysis." This bold statement appears on the website of a new journal, where its only paper so far claims to have obtained genome sequence of the (still-mythical) creature Sasquatch, also known as Bigfoot.

The research team, led by Dr. Melba Ketchum, announced the analysis of 111 blood, tissue and hair samples of the famous creature. The team also claims to have sequenced portions of mitochondrial DNA (which traces a lineage from the mother side), single...

Oktoberfest Bundesliga Review

Müller magic in Schalke. Photo FC Bayern Munich.
A man of the match performance from Thomas Müller separated Schalke 04 and Bayern Munich at the Veltins Arena, the forward setting up Toni Kroos before scoring himself shortly after the restart.

The...

Dortmund away win in Nuremberg keeps pressure on Bayern

Lucas Barrios was happy to talk to the press after scoring a goal.  Photo: Mitha/TMT Sports
easyCredit Stadium, Nuremberg - It's a cliché. But this is the sort of stuff championships are made of.  Defending league champions Borussia Dortmund and 1. FC Nürnberg played in arctic...

Bavarian Derby Clash in Franconia

Sasha Mölders will get the attention he deserves from Nuremberg.  Photo courtesy FCA

Nuremberg host Augsburg while Bayern Munich travel to take on Kaiserslautern

Munich - Over the past season, the Bundesliga top flight has only had two Bavarian Derby matches per season.  With...

On Moelders Shoulders

Sascha Moelders gets all the love so far, scoring all the goals.  Courtesy: Bundesliga

Munich - Two games into their debut season in Germany's premier league and FC Augsburg remain unbeaten. The two points earned so far is the reward for the stalemate at home to Sport-Club Freiburg on...

Bundesliga goes goal crazy as Bayern's perfect start continues

Cheers! Celebrate a win and move on. Photo FC Bayern Munich
Bundesliga record signing Javi Martinez again had to make do with a place on the bench as Bayern Munich kept their grip on top spot with a 3-1 win against 1. FSV Mainz 05. Mario Mandzukic scored the...

Nuremberg beat Augsburg in Derby Snore

Alexandar Esswein scored to help his team taste victory for the first time at home.  Photo courtesy Bundesliga

Der Club move up table while Bayern gaining momentum in Bundesliga

easyCredit Stadium, Nuremberg - Alexander Esswein came into the match in the 60th minute and minutes later scored the only goal in...

Augsburg Hassled by the Hoff

A valiant effort by Augsburg but always a half-step behind.  Photo courtesy: Hoffenheim

SGL Arena, Augsburg - FC Augsburg 07 went down 2-0 against a very well organised Hoffenheim outfit. Ryan Babel opened the scoring after just 5 minutes with a clinical strike on the edge of the penalty...

Nightmare Start for the Bavarian Teams

Kevin Volland scored but wasn't enough for Munich.

Bundesliga 2nd Division Wrap

False start for 1860 – There were great expectations for TSV 1860 München but the team fell short in the first match of the season against Eintracht Braunschweig with the...